I am not insulting them. If you want to be technical, it is you that I am insulting, Clint Barton. Inappropriate can simply mean people you are not actually compatible with.
I feel we have talked before about how charming you are. Or was that a really weird tequila-induced dream?
Wait... does that mean you are saying I would be a GOOD decision? Or that you ARE flirting with me, but I've said you maybe sometimes make questionable decisions so you are punishing me for it now?
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pause. )
...it's insulting to all the women I've been with.
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You are a terrible liar.
I am not insulting them.
If you want to be technical, it is you that I am insulting, Clint Barton.
Inappropriate can simply mean people you are not actually compatible with.
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yeah
well
in that case I can't really argue.
( then— )
except for the part where you were blaming beer
most of my relationship choices have been made sober
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I did not blame anything, I simply stated two facts.
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mostly I get drunk and watch cowboy movies.
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...That is very American of you.
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that's not the only thing
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Is this an innuendo?
Are you flirting with me right now?
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given I make bad relationship decisions, absolutely not
( just saying. )
I was suggesting I'm small minded
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Or was that a really weird tequila-induced dream?
Wait... does that mean you are saying I would be a GOOD decision?
Or that you ARE flirting with me, but I've said you maybe sometimes make questionable decisions so you are punishing me for it now?
I don't know if that is true.
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I'm saying it's like schrodinger's cat
( also, he flirts but his ex-wife is here and it's COMPLICATED. )
that's cute
but not true
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I hate that guy.
He gave every indecisive person a weapon in the form of a cat.
Why do you say that?