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CLINT BARTON, hawkeye.
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( occasionally confused for the OTHER hawkeye )

Comments

[waytodie]

I do not know anything about your sex life, nor do I have any wish to know the details of such things.
But it does not take a rocket scientist to figure out that you make questionable dating choices after knowing you for five minutes, Clint Barton.

[westcoasts]

now that's just not true.

[waytodie]

...I am not entirely sure which part you are objecting to.
That I know nothing of your sex life?
That I don't wish to?
The part about your questionable dating habits?
Or is it that you think you are not so transparent? Because, well...

[westcoasts]

the questionable dating habits.
and you wouldn't be saying it neither if you knew who I'd dated.

[waytodie]

I do not believe that you make none, ever.
You are much too chaotic to be sane in that way all of the time.

...why do you say that?

[westcoasts]

I am NOT chaotic.

( pause.
pause. )

...it's insulting to all the women I've been with.

[waytodie]

Oh, please.
You are a terrible liar.

I am not insulting them.
If you want to be technical, it is you that I am insulting, Clint Barton.
Inappropriate can simply mean people you are not actually compatible with.

[westcoasts]

( oh. )

yeah
well
in that case I can't really argue.

( then— )

except for the part where you were blaming beer
most of my relationship choices have been made sober

[waytodie]

I knew I was right.

I did not blame anything, I simply stated two facts.

[westcoasts]

"you get drunk AND" implies correlation.
mostly I get drunk and watch cowboy movies.

[waytodie]

You are too picky. You do know English is not my first language, yes?

...That is very American of you.

[westcoasts]

then think of it as an english lesson

that's not the only thing

[waytodie]

You are so funny, Clint Barton.

Is this an innuendo?
Are you flirting with me right now?

[westcoasts]

and charming, I know

given I make bad relationship decisions, absolutely not
( just saying. )
I was suggesting I'm small minded

[waytodie]

I feel we have talked before about how charming you are.
Or was that a really weird tequila-induced dream?

Wait... does that mean you are saying I would be a GOOD decision?
Or that you ARE flirting with me, but I've said you maybe sometimes make questionable decisions so you are punishing me for it now?

I don't know if that is true.

[westcoasts]

just reminding you there's more to me than a good sense of humor

I'm saying it's like schrodinger's cat

( also, he flirts but his ex-wife is here and it's COMPLICATED. )

that's cute
but not true

[waytodie]

But I like good sense of humor...

I hate that guy.
He gave every indecisive person a weapon in the form of a cat.

Why do you say that?